If I am Ip Man master, I would …
Become a heroine! and save the world from all things crime and evil! *cue Superman' music* I am thinking of creating my own superhero suit and instead of having supernatural powers like those in errr, Heroes... I have friggin' awesome Kung Fu!
I would have like free Kung-Fu lessons and teach all innocent creatures (think Hamsters, think small kids) to equip themselves with some KungFu shit.
I tell you, it's like Jet Li in some chubby lady! WOOT! You cannot imagine that anywhere.
Image source: http://bit.ly/9Co5Mv
PLEASE ANTICIPATE MY KUNGFU POSE! (because it's embarrassing to do it here in the office, I shall vain it out back home thank you!)
Told you it's retarded. I am trying to edit the photo as much as I can with Photo Manager and Paint (because my work laptop has no Adobe). I hope you're having as much laugh as I was when I told my housemate to take kungfu posed photo of me.
He was like: ......WHAT?! *rolls on the floor laughing*
*Please kindly ignore the Winnie the Pooh stickers on my door, wasn't me*
Love & peace,
Jacqueline Rowena @ Jacqkie.