Headline for today:
I HAVE A SCARY STALKER AND A GUY ASKED FOR MY NUMBER!
Okay, i thought today was just going to be that ordinary day where i go to college, finish with my paper, stay in the library and go back home straight away. Oh ya, not to mention i was suppose to go out to watch movie with Carol dahling.
So, as soon as i reached Redzuan Condo, i naik straight away the lift and inside the lift was 5other people.
reached level 6- my place. Then i keluar, a guy followed me.
I was wondering, what the heck? i have never seen this guy around before. Herm..
I keep walking, and i realized he was following me! i walked faster.. and faster and i straight away open the grill door and wanted to run.. until he said something;
STALKER: hey adik, mana blok b yer?
ME: errr... blok purple?
STALKER: ohh.. (smiling ) boleh berkenalan tak. (walking towards my house grill )
saje nak berkenalan. Boleh tak?
ME: hah? ohh.. ok?
STALKER: erm, ape name awak? saje nak tau? Boleh friends? You look familiar?
Are you studying in Taylor's College?
ME: erm ya.
STALKER: what course ah?
ME: ... (hesitating) mass comm. Kenape?
STALKER: Oh no wonder. You look familiar. My name is Gary. Yours?
( inserting his hand into the grill's hole)
ME: jacqkie..
STALKER: ...so i nak berkawan dengan u. but macam mane nak berkawan yer?
You remind me of my friend. Can i have your number?
(his handphone is Motorola V3 by the way. daym! )
ME: no. sorry. i don't give my numbers to people i dont know. oklah, i nak masuk rumah dulu.
STALKER: alar.. please. (begging me while shaking the grill)
ME: (thinking) shit. what i have got myself into..
STALKER: please..
ME: sorry. I dah ade boyfriend, nanti dia marah. ( LIE)
STALKER: ohh.. yeke.. tapi nak kawan saje. ehh.. tak kena tangkap khalwat ke?
Tangkap basah ke? ( grinning, smiling a really gross perveted smile!!!!)
ME: (thinking) what the hell is wrong with this guy.
Takdela. Okayla saye pergi dulu. Bye.
STALKER: ...tapi nak kawan je. Lain kali saye tunggu kat depan rumah awak.
ME: (thinking) shit. shit. shit. shit. shit. shit. i Opened the door, and closed it.
As soon as i step in to my house i was so disgusted at that guy and so phobia to go out already....
scared. This is one disadvantage of staying in condominium!
So.. move on. My fear and grossness fading away.
went to watch flushed away. and yes i LOVE IT!!!! i rate it 5stars! i love it so much.
I knew Dreamworks will always do great job.
Anyway.. before that.
I went to Secret Recipe. So eating and enjoying the cake la.
After that.. we asked for the bill. And then the waitress was like...
Waitress: Kak, sorry yer. Ade orang nak minta phone number awak.
Me: errrr... (laughing)
Waitress: hehe. Please. dia ade tuh. kat dalam. dia baik kak. jangan la risau eh.
Me: errrrr...
Carol: (laughing) are you sure? hahahahahaha.
Voice at the back : budak tu tak hensem pon! hahahaha.
Waitress: please? yer kak?
Me: herm... jangan bagi number i kat sape2 okay?
*jotted down my real number but put down my name Sarah*
*thinking shit, this girl is pressuring me.
But i wont layan a guy who'll be looking for Sarah*
Carol : herm.. it's your lucky night.
Me: that was so embarassing.
Carol: mari kite jalan Sarah. * laughing*
Me: shit. let's go. I'm never coming to Secret Recipe again!
Last but not least for the night..
ICE BLENDED ORIGINAL MOCHA!!!!!
i love you ice blended so much!
ps; the coffee bean guy is so friendly. He said we looked very familiar and when we tell him we're from Sabah he went jawdrop. Obviously, that is only his pick up line.
Where i thought, hey it works! i might try it someday.. Haha!
Tired,
Jacqkie.
I HAVE A SCARY STALKER AND A GUY ASKED FOR MY NUMBER!
Okay, i thought today was just going to be that ordinary day where i go to college, finish with my paper, stay in the library and go back home straight away. Oh ya, not to mention i was suppose to go out to watch movie with Carol dahling.
So, as soon as i reached Redzuan Condo, i naik straight away the lift and inside the lift was 5other people.
reached level 6- my place. Then i keluar, a guy followed me.
I was wondering, what the heck? i have never seen this guy around before. Herm..
I keep walking, and i realized he was following me! i walked faster.. and faster and i straight away open the grill door and wanted to run.. until he said something;
STALKER: hey adik, mana blok b yer?
ME: errr... blok purple?
STALKER: ohh.. (smiling ) boleh berkenalan tak. (walking towards my house grill )
saje nak berkenalan. Boleh tak?
ME: hah? ohh.. ok?
STALKER: erm, ape name awak? saje nak tau? Boleh friends? You look familiar?
Are you studying in Taylor's College?
ME: erm ya.
STALKER: what course ah?
ME: ... (hesitating) mass comm. Kenape?
STALKER: Oh no wonder. You look familiar. My name is Gary. Yours?
( inserting his hand into the grill's hole)
ME: jacqkie..
STALKER: ...so i nak berkawan dengan u. but macam mane nak berkawan yer?
You remind me of my friend. Can i have your number?
(his handphone is Motorola V3 by the way. daym! )
ME: no. sorry. i don't give my numbers to people i dont know. oklah, i nak masuk rumah dulu.
STALKER: alar.. please. (begging me while shaking the grill)
ME: (thinking) shit. what i have got myself into..
STALKER: please..
ME: sorry. I dah ade boyfriend, nanti dia marah. ( LIE)
STALKER: ohh.. yeke.. tapi nak kawan saje. ehh.. tak kena tangkap khalwat ke?
Tangkap basah ke? ( grinning, smiling a really gross perveted smile!!!!)
ME: (thinking) what the hell is wrong with this guy.
Takdela. Okayla saye pergi dulu. Bye.
STALKER: ...tapi nak kawan je. Lain kali saye tunggu kat depan rumah awak.
ME: (thinking) shit. shit. shit. shit. shit. shit. i Opened the door, and closed it.
As soon as i step in to my house i was so disgusted at that guy and so phobia to go out already....
scared. This is one disadvantage of staying in condominium!
So.. move on. My fear and grossness fading away.
went to watch flushed away. and yes i LOVE IT!!!! i rate it 5stars! i love it so much.
I knew Dreamworks will always do great job.
Anyway.. before that.
I went to Secret Recipe. So eating and enjoying the cake la.
After that.. we asked for the bill. And then the waitress was like...
Waitress: Kak, sorry yer. Ade orang nak minta phone number awak.
Me: errrr... (laughing)
Waitress: hehe. Please. dia ade tuh. kat dalam. dia baik kak. jangan la risau eh.
Me: errrrr...
Carol: (laughing) are you sure? hahahahahaha.
Voice at the back : budak tu tak hensem pon! hahahaha.
Waitress: please? yer kak?
Me: herm... jangan bagi number i kat sape2 okay?
*jotted down my real number but put down my name Sarah*
*thinking shit, this girl is pressuring me.
But i wont layan a guy who'll be looking for Sarah*
Carol : herm.. it's your lucky night.
Me: that was so embarassing.
Carol: mari kite jalan Sarah. * laughing*
Me: shit. let's go. I'm never coming to Secret Recipe again!
Last but not least for the night..
ICE BLENDED ORIGINAL MOCHA!!!!!
i love you ice blended so much!
ps; the coffee bean guy is so friendly. He said we looked very familiar and when we tell him we're from Sabah he went jawdrop. Obviously, that is only his pick up line.
Where i thought, hey it works! i might try it someday.. Haha!
Tired,
Jacqkie.
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