Friday, January 04, 2008

Hoolooscopeee

PLEASE READ THIS. I CANNOT HELP BUT UPDATE MY BLOG FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS.

Libra:

Libra woman mostly has an egg oval facial shape. She has a nice smooth skin
and a good figure. She will spent so much efforts to keep her skin clean and
pretty. She can be easily allergy to cosmetic and make up, but taken care of
her face and avoid wrinkle is her hobby. She is good at it and tend to look
younger than her age.

She can be very naughty like a little boy, but yet fully 100% woman (???). She
looks nice in either Jean (who?) or night gown. She thinks woman is equal to man. Sometimes she can think faster than you, but she will not leave you far behind (hmm). She will try not to make you feel like you are competed or defeated in any games she plays with you even she is winning.

She is a little flirt ( I wonder how little)even she has no idea what she wants. She cannot decide what to do, and what not to do, so she can not set her schedule (???)very well in all cases.

She is gifted with how to dress, and how to match her dress. She likes to
dress in black and wear perfume. She likes a mild flowery scent.

In any argument, she can really argue. She can argue for hours, and mostly
win the argument. If it is not a serious argument, she could argue and once
a while give you a smile also
. She will make a good politician, because
she can tell which party will win the election. (now i know what makes a good politician!)

She always has a good reasons ,even she likes to contradict herself. She cannot decide what is right and wrong for her, because everything has a good side and a bad side. Woman in other Zodiac might not care what other people think, but Libra woman care what other people ,or what you feel as much as her own feeling.

She can adjust to her environment very well (reminds me of the animal Cameleon) , so at work she will be at the ladder up (literally?). She likes team work in doing things. If you ask her for help or advice, she will help you except if she does not like your guts. She can change you and make you think you change by yourself without her influence. (...wondering how)

Good side of being with Libra woman are she never interfere with your privacy. She will not make you loose face in front of your friends. Even she cares about how much money she has left his her bank account (..a joint account?), she will never forget to let you know how much she cares for you. (...how does this work?)

She think taken care of the house is a woman job and she can do it well. But if you expect a Libra woman to fear you, then you are wrong. She is a strong woman even she looks at you with that sweet innocent pairs of baby's looks and may loose you (let you win) in a few poker games. (I guess they are related?)

If she is the one you are after, then go step by step (step by step, remember ah). The best way is using her friends introducing you to her. Do not make her feel or treat her like a bubble head (what??). You have to move forward toward her with confident and secure. Show her that you are a kind , polite and a real gentleman. Be a slow hand (doing the itsy-bitsy spider gesture) or else you might get smack!

*I think he got rejected from the Mainstream Papers and secretly doing it online now.

Love,
Jacqkie.

2 comments:

The Soundaholic said...

ROTFLMAO....

Oh my God I'm reading this at 6 in the morning (trying to tally the time with ahem ahem) and trying so hard to be quiet but I'm laughing my head off!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Okay seriously wicked funny!

Jacqkie! said...

... i know babe. When I first got it I almost fell off my chair.